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So here's Oswin, making souffles like the awesome souffle-maker she is.

But then there was an Autor! And things happened, and...

For 'Option A', being the option of sweetness and light, see option A below

For 'Option B', being damn you love drama, don't you, see option B below

Oswin was so happy! And she made a souffle with angel dust and ground-up unicorn. The unicorn was especially imported for this event.

For 'Unicorn has B vitamins', in which Autor is totally down for some meaty unicorn pies, see 'Option A'

For 'UNICORN IS MURDER', in which Autor had a best friend who was a unicorn who suddenly disappeared one day, see 'Option B'

"OMG I totes just read that unicorns make you a better writer!" Autor exclaimed, and ate every pie.

For 'They like me, they really really like me', see 'Option A'

For 'Hey, I was hungry too', see 'Option B'

"YOU KILLED KENNY!" And that's when the knife fight started.

For 'FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT' see Option A

For 'But do you have six fingers on your left hand', see Option B

Oswin looks totally blank - of course she can't help, she hasn't actually made a bit of baked goods since she got here, it's all been imaginary, the rats make the food while she stares off into space.

For 'Go Go Friendship is Magic', in which Autor saves the day through being a bff, see 'Option A'

For 'Nope, so this one's a nutball', in which Autor realizes he's been talking to a loony all these months, see 'Option B'

See, we start like this, and it's all innocent 'causae they're gonna make a souffle.

And then Autor and Oswin go to get all of the supplies! Thankfully there's no too many of supplies, this can't go wrong, right?

"Oswin," Asks Autor, "Should there be more than one type of flour?"

"What, no, there's just flour in... I have no idea what that stuff is, let's just... leave it. Ew." And thus the day was saved.

"I.. thought there was only one kind, maybe its the backup. Grab both, just in case."

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Option A

Re: Option A

Re: Option B

Option B

And so our adventure begins

Supplies are yummy

Doom of the pantry

Oswin knows shit

Yay options!