"Awww, mister grumpy, none of that. If you were a hermit you couldn't have this." Oswin admonishes, tugging on his ear before going back to playing with his hair.

"... Someone really said that? Wow. Means they're either an asshole 'cause they're being pushy... unless you were asking for pushy, but i know you weren't, so asshole. Anyway, that, or someone who doesn't get out much and doesn't know how to appreciate a wide range of kisses. Either way, run, don't walk."